Ali Goldaper

anecdotalbananas:

“Don’t touch me/ I’m a real live wire.”

The continuing adventures of spoiled fruit.

boringrocks:

Hey guys. I’m not going to get annoying about it, but I’ve finally started my first sub-blog, The Daily Fantastic, where I will be celebrating how wonderful vintage Fantastic Four comics are one day and one panel at a time. If you have any interest in those zany 60s, follow along with me! If not, we will return to your regularly-scheduled Boring Rocks craziness shortly.

dailyfantastic:

Day 1: Fantastic Four 1

I have some problems with Sue Storm’s powers this early on. She does very little, but everyone treats “being invisible” as if it’s godlike. 

Sue’s friend here, for instance, is totally over-acting. Awesomely.

dailyfantastic:

Day 1: Fantastic Four 1

I have some problems with Sue Storm’s powers this early on. She does very little, but everyone treats “being invisible” as if it’s godlike. 

Sue’s friend here, for instance, is totally over-acting. Awesomely.

boringrocks:

Hey, Tumblr followers! The above T-shirt, designed by me, is up for voting on Threadless (along with some other very excellent choices!)! I’d really appreciate it if you guys could head over and give it a good vote!

ERNIE/BERT PHARAOHS 2012  

http://atrium.threadless.com/sesamestreet/subs/#/submission/ancient-rulers/

My brother is the funniest person I know.
boringrocks:

In this week’s special full-page literary Boring Rocks comic, the Boring Rocks gang (AND SPECIAL GUEST HECKLERS) throws a poetry slam. My campus’s news magazine requested a full-page comic for their literary issue, and this is what they got.

I think this might be my masterwork.

boringrocks:

Even more My Fair Lady Comics. You can find sets 1 and 2 (which date back from 2010) here: 

PART 1 and PART 2

Would you believe me if I said before I was a cynical English major cartoonist I was a meteorology student? THE TRUTH IS WEIRD.